I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.
Thank you, Vine
😂😂😂😂😂
Why are these so accurate
guy:
do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real
I was giving them both directions on how to drive through a walkie talkie
my kink is seeing money go into my bank account
this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt
😂
❤️
pls let this be the start of a trend
retweet this and your dream job will come into your life
pvrx:
heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school
literally no one
an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom
person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?
me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee
person: alright good luck
actual highschool party I’ve been to
person: I brought beer!
people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh
person: want some?!?!
Me: no I don’t drink
person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA
On the bus:
Dude: Do you want a cigarette?
Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die.
Dude: Okay, cool, cool.6th period math:
friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?
me: nah I’m good.
friend: cool.
Lunch
Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??
Us: not really
Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here
Guy: do you want a cigarette?
Me: I don’t smoke
Guy: good, don’t start
(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)
Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol
The last one
111 Questions
~spirograph rainbow!!!🌈
So satisfying 😌
My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat
There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this
IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Getting home safely
We were funnier in 2010 than we are now