livguini:

I made a compilation of all my favorite vines.

Thank you, Vine

dealinghope:

misssfitt:

😂😂😂😂😂

Why are these so accurate

guy:

do you ever just get so zoned into your music that you forget that you’re staring at someone’s dick or that you’re walking in a crowded hallway or that life is real

patrik-star:
“ I was giving them both directions on how to drive through a walkie talkie
”

patrik-star:

I was giving them both directions on how to drive through a walkie talkie

nick-avallone:

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

warbutt:

msnubuddhist:

screengeniuz:

the-movemnt:

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

😂

❤️

pls let this be the start of a trend

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

fractalacidfairy:

colt-kun:

heretoslaythevampyrs:

pvrx:

unicorndildos:

shrineart:

wearetylerspeople:

hipster-trichster:

mistyslay:

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

On the bus:
Dude: Do you want a cigarette?
Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die.
Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

The last one

111 Questions

  • <p> 001: What is your biggest dream?
  • 002: What is the bravest thing you've ever done?
  • 003: Is it hard for you to show your feelings?
  • 004: What is your dream job? What was your dream job when you were little?
  • 005: What is your favorite sound?
  • 006: Would you rather be in front of the camera or behind it?
  • 007: What do you notice first when you meet a new person? (Both in real and on the internet)
  • 008: Is there anybody you *fully* trust?
  • 009: Do you like / love someone? If yes, who?
  • 010: Have you ever received / sent hate? How do you deal with it?
  • 011: What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 012: What are three things you never leave your house without?
  • 013: What is your favorite place?
  • 014: Do you sing and/or dance in front of people?
  • 015: Have you ever cheated on a test?
  • 016: What is your current desktop background?
  • 017: How would you describe yourself in 3 words?
  • 018: What does make you happy?
  • 019: What time were you born?
  • 020: Do you give second chances? Why?
  • 021: Name your biggest turn ons and turn offs.
  • 022: When was the last time you hugged someone?
  • 023: What is your favorite food?
  • 024: Do you save money or spend it right away?
  • 025: Do you have any tattoos? If yes, what are their meanings? If no, would you get any?
  • 026: Name five things you find beautiful.
  • 027: What is your favorite clothing style? (Both in you and others)
  • 028: How do you cheer yourself up?
  • 029: Do you show affection in public?
  • 030: What is one thing you are looking forward to?
  • 031: Have you ever been to other countries? If yes, where?
  • 032: What was the last lie you told and why?
  • 033: Who are the people you can always turn to?
  • 034: Have you ever done drugs? If not, would you ever try them?
  • 035: What is your favorite word?
  • 036: Do you consider yourself a romantic?
  • 037: What are 3 objects that are *very* important to you and why?
  • 038: Have you ever met someone famous? If so, who?
  • 039: What would you like to change, mentally and physically, about yourself?
  • 040: Have you ever won a contest/competition? What for?
  • 041: What is one illegal thing you would do if there were no consequences?
  • 042: Who are your favorite fictional characters?
  • 043: Do you ever wish you were somebody else?
  • 044: What is your favorite store to shop at?
  • 045: Do you want to have children one day? How many? How would you name them?
  • 046: How do you cope with stress? How do you vent your anger?
  • 047: What do you want for your birthday?
  • 048: Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
  • 049: Have you ever said "I love you" even though you didn't mean it?
  • 050: What is the best advice anyone has ever given you?
  • 051: Do you have any regrets? If yes, what do you regret the most?
  • 052: Do you find tattoos and/or piercings attractive?
  • 053: Do you want to get married? What are your views on marriage?
  • 054: Who are you most comfortable around?
  • 055: What are you wearing right now? What do you wear to bed?
  • 056: When is your birthday?
  • 057: What is love to you?
  • 058: Are you a jealous person?
  • 059: Would you rather go to a party or stay at home?
  • 060: How many relationships have you had?
  • 061: Are you a positive person?
  • 062: What kind of people do you feel attracted to?
  • 063: What is the longest time you've stayed awake?
  • 064: Have you ever been told "I don't want to lose you"?
  • 065: What is your favorite genre when it comes to movies?
  • 066: Do you collect anything?
  • 067: In your opinion, what is your best quality?
  • 068: Have you ever changed for someone?
  • 069: What is your idea of a perfect date?
  • 070: Are you shy or outgoing?
  • 071: In your opinion, what is the secret for a great relationship?
  • 072: Are you the kind of person who breaks rules?
  • 073: Is it hard for you to trust people?
  • 074: What does your dream house look like?
  • 075: Do you feel attracted to people your age, younger or older?
  • 076: How much have you changed over the past year?
  • 077: Longest friendship you've ever had?
  • 078: Do you have pets? If not, what animal would you like to have?
  • 079: Are you left or right handed?
  • 080: What talent do you wish you’d been born with?
  • 081: Where do you get motivation and inspiration?
  • 082: Do you know how to swim? If yes, when did you learn?
  • 083: You are given one wish: What do you wish for?
  • 084: Do you like to give / receive flowers? What is your favorite flower?
  • 085: Would you rather travel to a cold forest or a warm beach?
  • 086: What is one thing you can't forgive, that can destroy a friendship or relationship beyond repair?
  • 087: What is the last thing you purchased?
  • 088: Have you ever broken someone's heart? Ever gotten your heart broken?
  • 089: Have you ever cheated on someone? Ever been cheated on?
  • 090: Do you believe in soulmates?
  • 091: Is there anybody you would do absolutely *anything* for? If yes, who?
  • 092: Share three facts about your life.
  • 093: Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 094: Would you date someone who smokes / drinks / does drugs / has a mental illness?
  • 095: You are given 15 minutes of fame: What would you do?
  • 096: How is your dream partner like?
  • 097: Would you rather commit to one person or have several relationships?
  • 098: What are some of your hobbies?
  • 099: What kind of person do you want to be?
  • 100: What did you have for breakfast?
  • 101: What is your Top 3 favorite shows? What was your Top 3 favorite shows when you were a kid?
  • 102: What are three places you *really* would like to visit one day?
  • 103: What was your last meal? What was your last beverage?
  • 104: Who is the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  • 105: What is one thing that made you smile today?
  • 106: Do you like taking photos? If yes, what do you photograph the most?
  • 107: Has anyone ever written a poem or a song dedicated to you? Have you?
  • 108: Do you remember your dreams? If yes, what was the last dream you remember about?
  • 109: If you could go back in the past, would you change anything? If yes, what?
  • 110: If you were given 3 million dollars, what would you do with them?
  • 111: What are a few facts about you that not many people know of?
  • '111 Questions': by Ira V. Simon (priveting)</p>
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    chelsamander:

    stimmythings:

    ~spirograph rainbow!!!🌈

    So satisfying 😌

    doctorfeliuzumaki:

    homovikings:

    My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

    There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

    kidxforever:

    codeinequeeeen:

    IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

    Getting home safely

    big-boss-official:
“ We were funnier in 2010 than we are now
”

    big-boss-official:

    We were funnier in 2010 than we are now